NEW ITEM! - The "I ATE'NT READ" Bookmark

OK- We know Granny Weatherwax is not much of a reader - "Books? What good are they? There's too much reading these days. We never had time to read when I was young."      

HOWEVER -- A lot of Terry's readers  do read so, for them - a real, solid brown, leather, bookmark embossed with I ATE'NT READ.

£4.00, plus £0.60 UK P&P (£1.50 EC, £2, RoW)
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NEW ITEM! Lord Vetinari T-Shirt
A quality t-shirt, in genuine Vetinari coat-of-arms black, and bearing the simple and unarguable statement, 'LORD VETINARI RULES'. As stylish, cool and understated as His Lordship himself.
£10.50 plus £1.50 UK P&P (£2.50-EC, £3.50-RoW).
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Harga's Apron
A quality, ‘natural’ colour, 100% cotton apron, bearing the legend, printed in green – ‘I Gobbled All I Could for a Dollar at HARGA’S HOUS OF RIBS’. You’ll need to add your own foodstains, though.
£6.75, plus £1.25 P&P (£2 EC, £3, RoW)
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Mended Drum Tea-Towel
‘Natural’ coloured 100% cotton tea towel, printed in brown with a view of Ankh-Morpork’s best-known ale house, drawn by Stephen Briggs and based on Bernard Pearson’s model, and with some especially-written text by Terry from ‘Ho! Landlord’, the publication of the Ankh-Morpork Campaign for Real Taverns.
£3.50, plus £1 P&P (£1.75 EC, £2.70 RoW)
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Discworld ‘Signed’ Pen
The first of two options is a very smart Parker Rialto metal ballpen. Laser engraved with a facsimile of Terry Pratchett’s signature. All in a smart presentation box within a protective cardboard sleeve. The ideal gift for anyone who wants a signed pen to go with their signed books.
This is a short run of 50 with now very few left, at £25.00 each, plus £1.20 UK P&P (£2.20-EC, £3.50-RoW).
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Discworld ‘Signed’ Pen – Economy Version
Our second Discworld pen is a Parker Vector ballpen, black with steel trim. With Terry’s signature printed in matt ‘silver’. This is still a nice pen for everyday use, at £7.50 each inc. box, plus £1.20 UK P&P (£2.20-EC, £3.50-RoW).
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Last Hero Mission Patch
A full colour embroidered badge based on Paul Kidby's design in 'the Last Hero'. The patch is full colour embroidered at about 92mm diam onto a square of black felt, which can them be trimmed to shape before being sewn onto your NASA astronaut's outfit. The design is as close as they can get to the Paul Kidby design in TLH.
The patches cost a £7.75, plus 40p P&P in the UK.
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Ankh Morpork Times Key-Ring
Ankh-Morpork’s first newspaper is the setting for The Truth and we’ve been lucky enough to secure some of Mr Dibbler’s promotional key-rings. An authentic bit of Dibbler merchandise - except that these are good quality, sturdy and serviceable. A brushed stainless steel fob (appr. 65x30mm) with the legend I Buy the Ankh-Morpork Times – ‘The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret’ embossed and in-filled in black enamel.
£3.25, plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00 RoW).
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The Unofficial a.f.p. Badge
The definitely & officially unofficial a.f.p. badge. Specially commissioned for the readers of the Internet Newsgroup alt.fan.pratchett, it's a little over 2cm long. The badges cost £3.25, plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00 RoW).
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 stephen briggs sbriggs@cix.compulink.co.uk