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ITEM! - The "I ATE'NT READ"
Bookmark |
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OK-
We know Granny Weatherwax is not much of a
reader - "Books? What good are they?
There's too much reading these days. We never
had time to read when I was
young."
HOWEVER
-- A lot of Terry's readers do
read so, for them - a real, solid brown,
leather, bookmark embossed with I ATE'NT READ.
£4.00, plus
£0.60 UK P&P (£1.50 EC, £2, RoW) order form
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| NEW
ITEM! Lord Vetinari T-Shirt |
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A quality
t-shirt, in genuine Vetinari coat-of-arms
black, and bearing the simple and unarguable
statement, 'LORD VETINARI RULES'. As stylish,
cool and understated as His Lordship himself. £10.50
plus £1.50 UK P&P (£2.50-EC, £3.50-RoW).
order form |
| Harga's Apron |
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A quality, ‘natural’
colour, 100% cotton apron, bearing the legend, printed in green – ‘I Gobbled All I Could for a Dollar at HARGA’S HOUS OF RIBS’. You’ll need to add your own
foodstains, though. £6.75, plus £1.25 P&P (£2 EC, £3,
RoW) order form |
| Mended Drum Tea-Towel |
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‘Natural’ coloured 100% cotton tea towel, printed in brown with a view of
Ankh-Morpork’s best-known ale house, drawn by Stephen Briggs and based on Bernard Pearson’s model, and with some especially-written text by Terry from ‘Ho! Landlord’, the publication of the
Ankh-Morpork Campaign for Real Taverns. £3.50, plus £1 P&P (£1.75 EC, £2.70
RoW) order form |
| Discworld ‘Signed’ Pen |
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The first of two options is a very smart Parker Rialto metal ballpen. Laser engraved with a facsimile of Terry Pratchett’s signature. All in a smart presentation box within a protective cardboard sleeve. The ideal gift for anyone who wants a signed pen to go with their signed books. This is a short run of
50 with now very few left, at £25.00 each, plus £1.20 UK P&P (£2.20-EC, £3.50-RoW). order form |
| Discworld ‘Signed’ Pen – Economy Version |
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Our second Discworld pen is a Parker Vector ballpen, black with steel trim. With Terry’s signature printed in matt ‘silver’. This is still a nice pen for everyday use, at
£7.50 each inc. box, plus £1.20 UK P&P (£2.20-EC, £3.50-RoW). order form |
| Last Hero Mission Patch |
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A full colour embroidered badge based on Paul Kidby's design in 'the Last Hero'. The patch is full colour embroidered at about 92mm diam onto a square of black felt, which can them be trimmed to shape before being sewn onto your NASA astronaut's outfit. The design is as close as they can get to the Paul Kidby design in TLH. The patches
cost a £7.75, plus 40p P&P in the UK. order form |
| Ankh Morpork Times Key-Ring |
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Ankh-Morpork’s first newspaper is the setting for The Truth and we’ve been lucky enough to secure some of Mr Dibbler’s promotional key-rings. An authentic bit of Dibbler merchandise - except that these are good quality, sturdy and serviceable. A brushed stainless steel fob
(appr. 65x30mm) with the legend I Buy the
Ankh-Morpork Times – ‘The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret’ embossed and in-filled in black enamel. £3.25, plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00
RoW). .order form |
| The Unofficial a.f.p. Badge |
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The definitely & officially unofficial
a.f.p. badge. Specially commissioned for the readers of the Internet Newsgroup
alt.fan.pratchett, it's a little over 2cm long.
The badges cost £3.25, plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00
RoW). order form |