Unseen University Degree
You, too, can graduate as a Bachelor of Fluencing (B.F.) from the Disc’s premier college of wizardry. Send for an exam paper, complete & return it and – if you score more than 88% and if you enclose the right payment – you’ll receive an elegant certificate, enscribed with your name and signed and stamped by Ridcully plus an octagonal UU alumnus pin badge crafted in antiqued ‘bronze’ (appr 31mm diag.).
The degree is £6 + £1 UK P&P (£1.50-EC, £2.40-RoW).
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Unseen University T-Shirt
A white t-shirt, emblazoned with the UU crest in navy blue and surrounded by the legend - Unseen University - in a style copied by many other, more junior, seats of learning.
Available only in L or XL. £10.00 plus £1.50 UK P&P (£2.50-EC, £3.50-RoW).
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Unseen University Doctorate
Qualify and help Orangutans! You read it in Jingo and now you, too, can be a Doctorus Adamus cum Flabello Dulce. And no exam! You get a smart certificate and a badge (see right) crafted in gilt and coloured enamels (appr. 40mm across). More details below.
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Unseen University Doctorate (2)
An exclusive, alternate, version of the doctorate badge is available only to BFs. Enclose a photocopy of your BF certificate with your order & get the more subtle ‘Summa Cum Laude’ badge instead (see left) , which omits the laurel wreath to discreetly show that you got your doctorate the hard way (appr.32.5mm across).
Each badge and certificate is £7.50 + £1 UK P&P (£1.50-EC, £2.40-RoW).
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Unseen University Scarf
All-wool, 10" x 72", with longitudinal stripes in navy, crimson, yellow & purple and the UU crest embroidered in colour at one end, this elegant and quality item outshines all other collegiate neckwear.
£21.00, + £2 UK P&P (£3-EC, £5-RoW).
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Unseen University Badge
Don’t want a certificate, but do want a badge? You can buy the UU lapel pin – the shield surrounded by a laurel wreath, crafted in full colour baked enamel, for just
£4.00 plus plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00 RoW).
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 stephen briggs sbriggs@cix.compulink.co.uk