| NEW
ITEM! The Hogfather Badge ! |
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In
mutli-coloured enamel, this badge from CMOT is
identical to those given to Ankh-Morpork's
children (and others) when they visit the
Hogfather at Crumley's - the city's big
department store.
With
the Hogfather TV dramatisation due on our
screens over Christmas, this is your chance to
get ahead of the game!
The
badge is currently in production and will cost
around £4.00 + £1 UK
P&P (£1.50-EC, £2.40-RoW).
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| NEW
ITEM! Vimes' Own Very Special Badge! |
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Among Vimes’ many honours, the one that carries most weight with the dwarfs is BLACKBOARD MONITOR. Specially made for us, this will show the world what an important person you are!
Just £3.00, plus £1 P&P (£1.50 EC, £2, RoW)
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| NEW
ITEM! Graduate from the Assassins' Guild ! |
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My
dwarf craftsmen have worked long and hard to
produce a new, discreet, lapel badge and Graduation
certificate for the Guild of Assassins. This
will be your chance to become a graduate of
the Discworld's premier college of learning
and to entitle yourself to wear black and look
cool!
When
you order, specify your graduate name, and
also the Guild House you were in. The
badge is about 3.5cm high, moulded in an 'antique
pewter' finish. The cost of it, plus the
Assassins Guild certficate signed personally
by Lord Vetinari, is £8.00 + £1 UK
P&P (£1.50-EC, £2.40-RoW).
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| The
Cheesemongers Collar Badge |
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The Official collar badge of the Borogravian 10th Foot - 'Monstrous Regiment's' Ins & Outs. The regimental badge of a flaming cheese and their motto - 'Ineuntes et Exeuntes' modelled in bright gilt. Supplies have just arrived from Cpl. Scallot and they'll cost £4.75
each, or 8.00 for a pair - plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00 RoW).
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| The Luggage |
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Again, tie-pin-sized, this badge is of the Disc's most unstoppable travel accessory, crafted – not in sapient pearwood but in gilt metal (appr. 23mm across), with the trunk picked out in hard-baked yellow and brown enamel.
£3.50, plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00
RoW).
Pin it to whatever you’re wearing and it will go wherever you go!
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| The Ankh-Morpork Badge |
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Crafted in gilt metal by skilled dwarf craftsmen, the badge (appr. 14mm x 14mm) features a relief design of the Morpork owl holding an ankh. Fastening is with a butterfly pin, so this can be used as a lapel pin, tie pin or just studded onto a leather jacket.
£2.75, plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00
RoW).
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| The Mort Pendant |
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Modelled in antiqued 'silver' (appr. 25mm diag.), this is based on Mort's coat of arms (with his motto: NON TIMETIS MESSOR). It comes with a hanging loop, but you supply your own chain/cord/whatever.
£4.20 plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00 RoW)
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| The Ook! Badge |
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A cast metal lapel badge (appr 30mm across), with a white enamel background. Based on the best-known saying of the ape formally known as Dr. Horace Worblehat, it’s the answer to every question and it’s a must for all librarians and/or fans of UU’s most intelligent wizard.
£4.00 plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00
RoW).
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| 'I
Still Ate'nt Dead’ |
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A cast metal lapel badge based on Granny Weatherwax’s ‘borrowing’ card – make sure your friends don’t bury you too soon. The badge is in a battered oblong (appr. 40mm diag.), with a white enamel background.
£4.25 plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00
RoW). |
| The Prefect Badge |
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Modelled in gilt metal with a full colour design in hard-baked enamels of the Assassins’ Guild shield with the legend beneath: ‘PREFECT’. This is the official badge (appr. 30mm high) worn by Prefects at the exclusive Guild of Assassins in Ankh-Morpork and featured in the Discworld Diary 2000. Exactly as supplied to the Conlegium Sicariorum by Mr Dibbler himself.
£4.00 plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00
RoW). |
| Überwald Blood Donor Badge |
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Modelled in gilt metal with a design in red and black enamel, this is the badge commissioned for the Count de Magpyr from a suggestion by Agnes Nitt in Carpe Jugulum. Getting one from us is a lot less of a pain in the neck. On a red circle is superimposed a black bat. Around it are the words: ÜBERWALD BLOOD DONORS CLUB. The badge is about 27mm across.
£3.75, plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00
RoW). |
| Don't be a Stupid Sucker |
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As worn by Otto Chriek in The Truth. The Official lapel pin (appr. 30mm high) of the Überwald Temperance League. In the shape of a black, charity ‘ribbon’, modelled in gilt metal with black and red enamel bearing the legend: LIVING NOT IN VEIN. Don’t be a Stupid Sucker, Sign ze Pledge Today.
£3.70, plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00
RoW). |
| Are You a Complete Fool? |
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You’ve done the training – pies inna face, pratfalls, funny walks – now show the world you’re a Complete Fool. Wear the Fools’ Guild lapel pin (appr. 30mm high) – the Guild’s famous shield and motto: Dico Dico Dico, over the text: COMPLETE FOOL, modelled in gilt metal with full colour enamel. As featured in the Discworld Diary 2001.
£4.00, plus 60p UK P&P (£1.00 EC, £2.00
RoW). |
